Procrastination is My New God

It’s amazing how many ideas brainstorm in a mind for the mere sake of avoiding to deal with a certain situation.
Any entity that can stimulate so much commotion is a god.
Therefore, procrastination is my new god.
Here are a few of its benefits:

1. It makes me explore as many youtube videos as possible.
2. It encourages me to read as many news posts as possible.
3. It inspires me to read as many blog posts as possible.
4. It leads me to take a walk in the fresh air (to unwind and stuff).
5. It guides me through the blissful road of empty contemplation.
6. It makes me drink more water.
7. It makes me eat more.
8. It makes me think about how futile life is.
9. And then think of ways to avoid such thoughts in the future.
10. It makes me create a blog.
11. It makes me wonder as to why in the world is 10 a magic number.
12. And why I couldn’t come up with real 12 points explaining the choice of this new god.

Anyway, I should get back to my work, err, procrastination.
Any personal experiences you’d like to share concerning this god are most welcome in here.
For after all, isn’t this what blog worship is for?
Long live procrastination.

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